Party for One/Transcript

(The episode begins as it cuts to the Tree Fort. Marsha knocks on the door.)

Finn (opens door): Oh! Hi, Marsha...


 * [Marsha]
 * This is your singing telegram
 * I hope it finds you well
 * You're invited to a party
 * 'Cause we think you're really swell
 * Dusk's turning another year older
 * So help us celebrate
 * The cake will be delicious
 * The festivities first-rate
 * There will be games and dancing
 * Bob for apples, cut a rug
 * And when the party's over
 * We'll gather 'round for a group hug
 * (Slowing down)
 * No need to bring a gift
 * Being there will be enough
 * Birthdays mean having fun with friends
 * Not getting lots of stuff
 * (Breathing heavily)
 * It won't be the same without you
 * So we hope that you say yes
 * So, please, oh please R.S.V.P.
 * And come, and be our guest!
 * Marsha: (rasping voice) Next time, I think I'll just pass out written invitations.
 * (Theme song plays;it cuts to Marsha's Bakery. Marceline is seen coming up from as bob with an apple in her mouth.)
 * Marshall Lee: Nice one! Now, let me show you how it's really done.
 * (Marsha trots up to them.)
 * Marsha: Hey, guys!
 * Marshall Lee: Hey, Marsha!
 * Marceline: Howdy!
 * Marsha: (squeal) Just wanted to tell you how happy I am that you could make it to Dusk's party.
 * Marceline: Are you kiddin'? Ah wouldn't have missed it for the world.
 * Marshall Lee: Me neither. When Marsha throws a party, I am there! (bobs out an apple)Ta-da!
 * Marsha: Aw! It's just a boring old apple. Don't worry, there are plenty of other surprises in there.
 * Marshall Lee: [spits] What kind of surprises?
 * Marsha: I can't tell you that, silly. Then it wouldn't be a surprise.
 * (Marceline bobs out a false apple spring and is pulled in. Marshall Lee bobs out Dusk, who is clinging on his face; Marceline laughs. Marsha walks over to Princess Bubblegum, who is sipping punch.)
 * Princess Bubblegum: This punch is simply divine. Is this the same recipe you used for your "Spring Has Sprung" party?
 * Marsha: Nope! Something new.
 * (Princess Bubblegum sees Dusk dipping in the punch. She spits in Marsha's face.)
 * Marsha: It's Dusk's favorite.
 * (Princess Bubblegum forces a smile as she continues to drink the punch.)
 * Marsha: Ooh, this is my jam!
 * (Marsha runs off; Princess Bubblegum spits into a flower pot.)